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Telly bosses have declared war on dual-screening, and their weapons of choice are QR codes, blink-and-miss live twists and plot points engineered to be unspoilable. But as my WhatsApp group descends into chaos, I have to ask: is this appointment-telly genius, or just another chore? And why does the group chat now feel like a co-star?
It lasts barely forty seconds, it usually sounds like a stern headteacher, and it has quietly become the most powerful bit of telly on the box. We salute the humble 'previously on…' recap — the good, the bad and the ones that are absolutely gaslighting us.
Forget the slow build — 2026 telly is barging in mid-argument, mid-crisis and mid-Betrayer’s-weep. We salute the cold open: the sneakiest little scheduling weapon in the business, and the reason your remote is gathering dust.
Whispered confrontations, overlapping rows and a dramatic score doing karaoke over the important bit — 2026 telly has turned ‘what did they say?’ into a national pastime. Here’s why subtitles are now less accessibility aid and more survival kit, plus the mumbling offenders we’d like to send to dialogue boot camp.
Autumn and winter 2026 have turned the EPG into a contact sport, with premieres stacked like Jenga blocks and streamers dropping full series at dawn. Here is our gleefully biased defence of the beautiful shambles — plus a survival guide for anyone facing three shows at 9pm.
Streaming has shrunk opening credits to a logo, a swoosh and a shrug — and frankly, we feel robbed. From soapy slow-motion montages to shout-along sitcom songs, here's why 2026 telly needs its full, gloriously over-the-top orchestra back.
Strictly, the jungle, the ice rink — 2026's reality schedules are packed with faces who once ordered a pint in Weatherfield or slammed a door in Walford. GloryTV maps the soap-to-reality pipeline and asks why we trust them more than a professional host.
They roast bad risotto, warm up Gogglebox and turn a routine schedule change into a national in-joke. As 2026's telly gets louder, GloryTV salutes the narrators we'd put straight through to the Strictly final — no spray tan required.
Forget the office kitchen: in 2026, the real telly debate starts at 6:01am in a WhatsApp group with too many notifications and no mercy. A loving roast of spoiler etiquette, mute-button betrayals and the friend who always caves.
British telly is full of scene-stealers who wander in, steal the show and leave before the credits. In 2026, we're pitching dream spin-offs for seven supporting legends — plus one cheeky pick we'd quietly retire.
We have spent 2026 shouting at the telly, rolling our eyes at plot twists and sending increasingly unhinged voice notes. This has been the year of the hate-watch, and we are not sorry.
Albert Square, the Cobbles, Emmerdale and Hollyoaks have given us a rogues' gallery so delicious that we cheer when the bad guy wins. Here are the nine soap villains we are secretly rooting for in 2026.
Christmas Day falls on a Friday this year, which means the schedulers have been handed a gift and a migraine in equal measure. Here's our entirely speculative, slightly unhinged guide to the 2026 Christmas telly line-up — the soaps, the clashes, the streaming sneak attacks and the remote-control cold war that'll be raging by 9pm.
Blackpool's looming, the leaderboard's been turned upside down twice, and the judging panel has managed to upset absolutely everyone in a single weekend. Here's the GloryTV state-of-play on Strictly 2026 — the rows, the rumours we're side-eyeing, and the final three we're boldly, irresponsibly predicting.
From cult comedies to cancelled-too-soon dramas, these seven homegrown series never got the love they deserved. As revival fever sweeps telly in 2026, GloryTV makes the case for giving each one a second life.
The jungle gates are creaking open again, and GloryTV has entered full speculation mode. Here's our dream I'm A Celebrity 2026 line-up, the Bushtucker Trials we're dreading, and the camp gossip we're already refreshing for.